slap

slap / ‘slap/

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a slap is a mini reset mechanism. similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. it may serve various auto-correct functions.
the program is partly based off the “if you can’t be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them” algortihm.
sound smite slap scabba daze whoze
what the five fingers said to the face.
i’m rick james b-tch!
crackin songs from the bay area
“you got any mac dre slaps?”
slap is tight music, somthing you can go dumb to.

slap is what a pimp says to a hoes face when she shows up funny wit the ends.

slap is having 10s 12s or 15s in your trunk nocking while your driving,
making you trunk raddle.

this word is from th bay area, california. where we do the dam’ thing. yadidimean….

and for all you fake white boys quit trying to be black, b-tch -ss marks….
man this song is the slap.

hoe wheres my money, “!slap!”.

n-gg- my car got dumb -ss slap.
music that is desirable.
“man, you heard that new mike jones alb-m? that sh-t slaps!”
to have a very loud, good quality sound system esp. in your car. or a song that just sounds h-lla good and has tremendous b-ss in it. i have to set the record str8 once again. we started this in the town, oakland, ca, usa. when everybody else was still callin it “knock” or “thump” we in oakland started calling it “slap”. the rest of the bay area eventually caught on to it. str8 up!
i had a scr-per on 22’s wit h-lla slap in it.
sounds like a plan
sarah: hey, rachel, let’s meet at flat top tonight at 7.
rachel: slap. i’ll see you there!
1. an individual underqualified or incompetent in performing a task, especially with regard to engineering.

2. one who fraudlently professes knowledge of a subject despite a total lack of understanding.

3. inexperienced with or incapable of social interaction.
1. given even the simplest task – drilling a hole in a plate of aluminum – the slap managed to ruin both the drill bit and the plate.

2. didn’t you overhear him the other day? that slap was telling the new students that it’s impossible for steel to fatigue, even though the sample had a textbook fatigue failure. didn’t that guy fail material science?

3. the slap’s attempts to communicate with his neighbors were awkward and ineffective.

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