slap a hoe
what u say to a friend when he says that a girl p-ssed him out. or when a girls tells her friend to slap her.
guy:man, that f-ckin b-tch got me mad. she tried to tell me that i was a f-gget.
guy 2:man dont be a p-ssy. slap a hoe!!!!
when a pimp slaps one of his b-tchy hoes with his strong pimp hand because she hasn`t payed up.
hoe doesn`t give up the cash the pimp slapahoe to get his hard earned money.
when someone around you gets on your nerves really bad and/or talks a lotta sh-t.
d-mn, this girl make me wanna slap-a-hoe!!
a term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions.
jeff: hey woman dont change the channel! i was watching that!
penny: what are you going to do?
jeff: i think its time for you to join the tribe!
penny: what tribe?
jeff as he slaps her: the slap-a-hoe!
native american indian tribe
john smith: i come from england, what about you?
native american: i am from the slapahoe tribe.
tribe of native americans that originated in what is now east la. legend has it that they were christened into manhood by pouring the blood of a bear they had to kill with their bare hands onto their palms, rearing back, and lettin’ the local injun wh-r- have it…slap. also were known for their unusually large right hands.
bob: look at this arrowhead i found. it was lying next to this old gold indian drinking cup
ron: it must have been from the slapahoe tribe
what you say when theres an awkward silence…it can sometimes cause an awkward silence as well.
friend #1: so yeah, like i was sleeping then i fell off my bed and was like woahhhhhhhh
friend #2: that story made me j-zz in my pants
-everyone gets silent-
friend #4(thats right, i skipped 3): slapahoe!
friend #3: what the f-ck?!
-everyone laughs-
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