slap a parrot
an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. this anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.
“i am so mad at yasmeen, that i could slap a parrot!”
“you are so lucky right now that i did not just slap a parrot.”
“i had to leave the room, otherwise i was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots.”
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