slap monkey


~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid sh-t they did or stupid sh-t they said.

example #1- you stupid f-ckin’ slap monkey! for that, you earned this -ss-beating, motherf-cker!!!

example #2- you punk -ss b-tch… your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

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