Slap Oysters
another term of scissoring.
hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
only if we can use that new double ender i picked up.
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the term used when someone admits to watching the show “my little pony: friendship is magic” (abbreviated mlp:fim) friend 1:man, this really sucks friend 2: what’s the matter friend 1: my little brother found out i watch mlp:fim friend 2: well, it was time for you to come out of the stable anyways
- Gerald's Game
pertaining to a stephen king novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time. that dominatrix would gerald’s game you for the weekend if you p-ss her off. a book written by stephen king thats about a housewife living in the shadow of her husband gerald well […]
- comforting snail
the use of one’s thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. the comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee’s upper arm, usually whilst saying “comforting snail” to avoid unnecessary confusion. the circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb – not the arm. the concept is akin […]
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a intense session of masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling ‘i’m just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack’
- Slash Master
one who frequently uses the word “slash” in their everyday language. most likely to separate ideas/ thoughts/ lists. barbara. barbara is a slash master