slap the dog


verb: to m-st-rb-t- or to play with your reproductive organs
i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog
verb: to throw in the towel, give up, or quit
yo, after i hit the b-tch fo’ times, i slapped the dog!

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