SlapChop that Ho
pulverizing a plan b bill, then slipping it into a ho’s breakfast after you turned her out, to make sure she doesn’t try to make you her baby daddy.
tommy f-cked a sk-nk without a condom again and when she refused to get an abortion, he had to slapchop that ho!
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