slapnap
when one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a “nap” when, in fact, they are actually going to go m-st-rb-t-.
nikesh: “sorry guys, this looks like fun, but i gotta go take a nap.”
will: “lay off the jergens, patel.”
chorus: “slapnap, slapnap, slapnap.”
masturbation until p-ssing out or falling asleep. the most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have -n-l.
with no cl-ss and his roommate at a phych exam, nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.
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