slapped by Jesus


an expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.
– “d-mn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly”.
– “it was probaby slapped by jesus”.

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