slapping my penis
getting your manhood insulted.
boy: (showing off his new bike)
(friends crowd him thinking he’s so cool with his new bike)
mom:(puts helmet on her son) don’t forget your helmet.
boy: -embarr-ssed) mom, don’t be slapping my p-n-s!
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