Slapping the monkey


it is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
viren naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
british slang for masturbation
john- -fap fap fap-
bill- hey… what are you doing
john- not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

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