Slashbook Pro
the indented opening tab on a macbook pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it
apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it’s positioned exactly where your wrists rest
a slashbook pro could also can be referred to as emo tech
friend: “dude have you gone all emo?”
self: “nah mate, those wrist scars are from my slashbook pro”
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