slashsauce
to m-st-rb-t- until you’re a bl–dy mound of flesh.
slash17: f-ck. i procrastinate a lot and sh-t. i have a 5 page paper about wikipedia’s reliability as a source, and i f-ckin partied all weekend, and now i’m back, it’s 10:30, and i’m soooooo tired i can barely operate. i slept a total of 6 hours all weekend. i’m wearing the same shirt i was friday morning. my hair feels like roadkill. i smell like a train crash. what do i do?
aran: m-st-rb-t- until you’re a bl–dy mound of flesh and slashsauce.
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