slasses
sl-sses are imaginary gl-sses that, when worn, help you see the world through the eyes of a sl-t.
after a couple of drinks last night on my date, i put on my sl-sses and things got a little more interesting
the word was invented by my buddy in 1989. he was making mac and cheese, but had no b-tter. he spit in the mix, instead. me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. he said, “i can’t believe i did that. it’s so sleazy. it’s so -ssinine. it’s… sl-ss.” we all busted up laughing. therefore the definition means “part sleazy, part -ssinine; both sleazy and -ssinine.” the word has since grown to mean something more along the line of “generally negative.”
dude, that paint job on that guy’s car is sl-ss. or dude, you are sl-ss.
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