Slate Rape


a new term in the world of skateboarding, bmx and parkour, slate rape refers to any particularly brutal pavement injury sustained while skating, biking or performing parkour.
-sh-t, jimmy just got slate raped.

-……should i call the ambulance?

-…….nah.

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