slave number
your “slave number” is another term for your social security number which is issued by your master (or owner)-the government…
cop: i need your social security number for my arrest report…
criminal: what is a social security number?
cop: your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the social security administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don’t have to work for a living)-such as your ssi, ssd, access, welfare, etc.
criminal: oh…you mean my “slave number”???…that number is 123-45-6789.
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