slave phone
cheap smart phone with little storage-sp-ce (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
“hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!”
“yeah, i got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that i smashed it on the ground and bought this iphone!”
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