slay the dragon
a euphemism for male masturbation.
i think i’m gonna head home early and slay the dragon.
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having s-x with a girl on her period.
when your done you look down at your c-ck and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bl–dy mistress.
sara told her man she wasn’t sure if they should be having s-x that night since she was on her period. he told her he’s up to slay the dragon 😉
the act of having s-x with a fat/ugly/non-attractive woman.
i got too drunk last night. i found some fatty boom-boom. one thing led to another; i decided to slay the dragon.
engaging in s-xual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but n-body is willing to claim the dragon. generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. is known to lick your b-tthole, in which case you are told to marry her. also known as taking one for the team.
beve: what chicks are we boning tonight?
parker: ashley, whitney, and cierra
dallen: i call cierra!
parker: heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! you get whitney haha.
beve: thats what i’m talkin about! she’ll lick your b-tthole!
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friend 1: how did your date go?
friend 2: horrible. she stood me up so i went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
the act of an individual or entire team doing well in a speech & debate tournement.
“slay the dragon you guys! do great today!”
unclog a sh-t from a toilet by reaching in and pulling it out with one’s bare hand.
dude, i dropped a monster deuce in the dunny and had to slay the dragon.
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