Sleazy Jesus


an deliciously strong alcoholic beverage meant to be chugged.

it consists of half natural light and half sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. after mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.

the drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical “reefer madness.”
holy jeez, that sleazy jesus was d-mn good.

another round!

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