sledge hammer surprise
the uncommon s-xual act where the male claims he is about to -j-c-l-t- upon ones’ face, but instead slams them in the face with their st-rdy, hard schl-ng with enough force to leave a bruise.
“at a unanimous vote of 11-4, i hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, ‘sledge hammer surprise’.”
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