Slee-Slaw
a red-headed, fugly step-child that lives next to grandma polly and lies about their “friends”. they take at least 30 baths a day, and love water just a little too much. they throw all of their good clothes on the dirty floor, just so they can wear the same outfit 3 times a week. they claim to have made up words, when in reality, they were never a part of it. they usually hang around people with mulch disease and act like they’re cool.
what to do if you ever come in contact with a slee-slaw:
1. do not befriend them, no matter what.
2. do not, under any circ-mstances, give them your phone number. they will call you non-stop, bugging you about how “bored and lonely” they are.
3. don’t talk to them for longer than 5 minutes. they tend to be a bit of a succubus.
oh, noes! there comes the slee-slaw and all her mulch disease infected friends! run or she might aggravate you to the point of death!
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