sleep collapse


when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.
mike: hey joe, listen to this!

joe: what?

mike: -sleep collapse- (while touching joe’s face)

joe: -collapses on ground snoring-

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