sleep humping
the act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. the occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. this phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep h-rny.
i didn’t plan on having s-x with lance that night, but i found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. oops.
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