Sleep Ink
function: noun
some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. usually given by the dumb-ss friend who was bored and had either a sharpie or a black ink pen. the face is usually the best place to lay some awesome sleep ink.
carlos: dude, why do you have a v-g-n- drawn on your chin???
ronnie: wtf???
ceasar: lmao!!! like, that took an hour to draw!!!
ronnie: -strangles ceasar to death-
carlos: careful, dude. you don’t wanna mess up your sleep ink!!!
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