Sleep Job
where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.
my girl and i were asleep and next thing ya know i wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :sleep jobing”my member. “sleep job”
what is given when a girl falls asleep before any s-xual activity can occur.
tony: dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
mav: it started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when i came back she was fast asleep
tony: so she gave you a sleep job.
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