sleep sandwiching
sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. it is most commonly a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich. the afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. they may also seem slightly dazed or confused.
warning: do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. as with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.
possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut b-tter ended up in the bathroom.
my brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.
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