sleep slut
one who sleeps frequently and is able to acc-mulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. sleep sl-ts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.
within minutes of boarding the commuter train mark was fast asleep. marks sleep sl-t powers were legendary in that he was always able to wake before his stop.
a girl (or guy, but usually not) who sleeps around… but doesn’t f-ck. she will lure her friends and acquaintances into bed to snuggle and keep her warm, but rejects advances that would lead to more entertaining activities. sleep sl-ts never realize they are jerking people around, they -ssume their blueballed partners are just as happy with this arrangement as they are.
megan is a terrible sleep sl-t. she got john, tim, and mike in bed twice each, and hasn’t messed around with any of them!
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