Sleep Talking
the act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.
best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.
ryan: hey john where are your car keys at? i’m going to be late for my date tonight.
john: huh? i didn’t say you could borrow my car…
ryan: yea you did, i asked you this morning before i went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.
john: yea, i was sleep talking, -ss hole.
ryan: that sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!
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