sleepage
term used when you need a m-ssive amount of sleep
need sleepage now
1. the economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9am. 2. an inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 am and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. the practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.
1. “i have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning.”
2. “the mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio.”
3. “i laugh at the adage: ‘early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.’ what were they thinking, isn’t that the govenrment’s job?”
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