sleeper penis
a p-n-s which, when no b-n-r is present, appears to be very small. but, when the b-n-r occurs, the p-n-s is much much larger than expected
that girl didn’t want to have s-x with him because she thought he had a small d-ck. yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper p-n-s, the girl went ahead and had s-x with him too.
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