Sleeper’s Madness
when some f-ckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
guy 1: “doctor, this morning i stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning’s rest.”
doctor1: “dayummm n-gg-, looks like you dun got yoself one o’ da worst cases o’ sleeper’s madness i ever dun seen in my mo. f-ckin. life!!!!”
medstudent1: “i concur, maybe one day i can clean up my wife’s gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease.”
doctor1: “n-gg- you best be frenchin’ wit me, cuz you ain’t neva gonna do dat sh-t, dis disease be f-ckin’ incurable, and i would know, i graduated from harvard med, top o’ ma mof-ckin cl-ss.”
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