Sleepgasm
the instantaneous transition from -rg-sm to sleep. the sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. being able to fall asleep very quickly after s-x made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull sh-t pillow talk.
jane was very mad at john for having a sleepgasm before she came.
not sleeping after -rg-sm!
a sleepgasm is the female version of a wet dream. usually waking up and -rg-sming and probably squirting all over your pants.
usually you’ll be dreaming a s-x dream but sometimes not.
claire had a sleepgasm last night!
she jerked awake in the middle of a s-x dream mid -rg-sm!
the apex of sleepiness, that moment when your eyes droop. they can be sustained for long periods, but they also have the tendency to last for mere seconds before you snap awake or fall asleep in an instant.
beware the sleepgasm, it is not choosey about its victims.
oh god d-mn it, i’m sleepgasming! i’m sleeping all over the place!
man 1: dude, why’d you stop talking last night?
man 2: sorry man, i totally sleepgasmed
oh man, i’m about to have a huge sleepgasm..
the act of finding sleep much too appealing. not having a wet dream.
i’m gonna go to sleep.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sleep.
sleepgasm dude.
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