Sleeping Bennet
the opposite of a raging arnold:
a small and flaccid state of the p-n-s, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of b-tt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman’s v-g-n-.
a metaphor for the p-n-s stemming from the arch rival of john matrix arnold schwarzenegger in the movie commando called bennet who was a total hom.
andre: so, did you bang her last night?
johnny: nah man, i had a raging arnold in the beginning but when i went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping bennet.
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