sleeping dragon
while a person is asleep, you -j-c-l-t- into their nose.
yo, i gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. it was hilarious.
a single, long t-rd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. the t-rd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. like a dragon in its cave…
i discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.
a p-n-s that, when limp, is embar-ssingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.
yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and i’ll show you it’s a sleeping dragon.
when a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.
attempt the sleeping dragon when the time is right
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