Sleeping Vagina
slee’ping va’gi’na n. a mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray m-ssive amounts of blood. it is generally best to let “the sleeping v-g-n- lie”
right now derek is in sleeping v-g-n- mode, but im really afraid he is going to become a bl–dy v-g-n- again soon.
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