Sleepover revival
the day after a sleepover, you take one. involves a shower, (you didnt take one at your friends house) tooth brushing, (you forgot it) hair making, (because you didnt do it), and any other normally morning things done mid day after a sleepover. also could be after a hangover.
“hey bro, you wanna hang out later?”
ya dude, but let me just take my sleepover revival, i look like sh-t!”
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