Sleepslam


a sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, f-ck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the v-g-n-, -rs-hole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. just make sure they don’t wake up otherwise you’ll just end up looking like a deviant.
anthony: hey man, i waited up last night until karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
phil: ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your b-lls beforehand.
anthony: yeah, lucky she didn’t wake up because i had my nuts in her -rs-.

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