Sleeptalker


someone you can hold a conversation with while they are legitimately asleep. useful when said sleeptalker has information that you would like to know.
girl 1 : “oh my god, you were totally right about my bf, he is cheating on me!”

girl 2 : “no way! how did you find out?”

girl 1 : “he’s a sleeptalker, he started talking in his sleep last night, then i replied to something he said and he answered! i looked to see if he was really asleep, and he was! the next time he began talking, i started asking him questions, and he answered everything.”
a s-xual act where-by the male forces his erect p-n-s into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound m-ffeled and distorted.
bill couldn’t hide his guilt as he heard sally sleep talk.

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