Sleepturbating
the act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. not usually remembered the following morning.
lady: sorry i couldn’t help you out last night… i had a headache.
dude: whaddaya mean?
lady: oh, you don’t remember? you woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
dude: oh, i’m sorry. i had no idea.
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