sleepwhacking
the act of masturbating in one’s sleep.
teenager: mom, can you wash my sheets? i had another wet dream.
mom: g-d dammit, have you been sleepwhacking again?
when a man is masturbating while asleep.
example 1
friends wife – “can i ask you a personal question regarding your friend?”
husbands friend – “shoot!”
friends wife – “i caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and i could not wake him up.”
husbands friend – “was he making gorilla sounds?”
friends wife – “yes! yes he was!
husband friend – “what you witnessed was an art form known as sleep whacking, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it’s best.”
example 2
my buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. it involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
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