Sleepy Boner
when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.
cures for sleepy b-n-rs include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.
when my train stop came up, i had to carry my messenger bag in the front because i could not get rid of my sleepy b-n-r in time. i hope no one runs into it.
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the act of getting a b-n-r during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. it is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
i couldn’t get out of my seat in cl-ss because i got a sleepyb-n-r almost falling asleep.
when wearing scrubs, the freedom can excite the junk into a b-n-r, though not an angry one. discovered at wilford hall medical center.
dude, i was working the other night, and i got so relaxed / tired, i sprouted a h-lla sleepy b-n-r.
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