Sleepy Susan
a lady falls asleep/p-sses out in a man’s general vicinity. he proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
a female p-ssenger p-ssed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she sleepy susaned me. she awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
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