sleepy tom
the act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a sh-t, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your -ss. you wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a sh-t, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.
holy sh-t bro, i just went into the bathroom and i walked in on a sleepy tom! wake his drunk -ss up!
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