Sleepy Waltone


the s-xual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man’s back. the man on top licks the man’s -sshole and sticks his curved p-n-s in the man’s mouth.

-required- you must have a curved p-n-s or you wont be able to reach the guy’s mouth.
guy: hey guess what i did at the party last night!
girl: what did you do? i hope it was exciting.
guy: chris took me to his bed and pulled a sleepy waltone on me. i had to go to the dentist the next day.

“the doctor gave chris a check up which is specifically called a sleepy waltone.”

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