Sleighed
to be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on christmas eve, so much so that you are either still drunk christmas day or are m-ssively hung over. the same as “wasted” or “sh-t-faced” but used specifically on the christmas holiday. this term can also be used post-christmas if one is wasted christmas day and continues into boxing day.
this is often seen in “mall santas” after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
guy 1: “whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?”
guy 2: “yeah, he’s totally sleighed!”
example 2
santa: whooaaa there rudolph, i said leeeeft…. hold up i gotta ho ho ho hurl! -blargh-
rudolph: good graces santa! your f-cking sleighed!
a.)a way of saying owned
b.)a way of saying “to make someone laugh”
a.) guy: dude i totally sleighed that guy at tekken 3!
b.) girl: oh tamara, you were so funny on the netball pitch when you kept dropping the ball! you sleigh me! hahaha!
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