slicker than coonshit
about as slick as snot on a br-ss doorkn-b.
the urban dictionary website is slicker than c–nsh-t!
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when you fail to thourally wash the head of your d-ck slit after having s-x and replace your underwear. a slit slug occurs overnight and shows itself when you try to remove your d-ck from your boxers to take the first pee of the day and discover that your member is stuck to your underwear. […]
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