Sliders

small greasy hamburgers (round or square) topped with fried onions (sliced stringy or chopped minced) and thin sour dill pickles. mustard, ketchup, and cheese is optional. they are most commonly sold at small white ceramic tiled diners, often with a castle design, an art deco design, or 50’s malt shop design. the most famous and most commercially successful sliders were made by white castle hamburgers. their sliders are square in shape. with 5 holes took out the very thin patty. they are not as good as sliders from the independant places, but they are cheaper. bray’s, greene’s, tel way, hunter, bates, white way, top hat, and comet are a few of the independant slider restaurants that exist or has existed.
white castles is cool, but i want some real sliders. hawaiian bun double sliders with cheese, pickles and fried onions hanging out.
a fox television show premiering in 1995 detailing the dimensional travels, or “sliding” of quinn mallory, wade wells, professor maximilian arturo, and rembrandt ‘crying man’ brown.
rembrandt: being sliders, what are we going to slide into next q-ball?
quinn: how about my -ss?
arturo: splendid, i second the notion mr. mallory!
a white castle hamburger, found only in 12 states.
those things are too small to be enjoyed.
slang term for white castle hamburgers. sliders are small and the actual hamburger patties have holes in them. the term is derived from the way that they, um, “slide” right through your colon. eating sliders is a leading cause of starfish drool.
after eating a dozen white castle sliders, i spent half an hour sitting on the toilet.
a cheap and greasy hamburger usually eaten in numbers and producing stenchy gas shortly thereafter. see mighty whitey one-bitey.
man, those sliders were good, but i think we should all roll our windows down if we want to continue breathing.
a person who travels through a wormhole to alterante but parallel universes.
quinn mallory was the orignial slider. he was from san fransico. he got killed by a rabid moneky with a laser gun.
a bowel movement that slides right out and is caused by eating greasy food. originally, a derogatory term attributed to white castle hamburgers. now, the term is unwittingly embraced as mini-hamburgers on menus at white castle, chili’s, applebee’s, tgi friday’s, red robin, etc.
joe: can you believe the corporate douch bags put sliders on the menu?

jim: what is even funnier is that people are ordering an item off the menu that is literally named diarrhea burger.
a big greasy sh-t. the type of t-rd that when you are finished you realize that a shower would be more appropriate than toilet paper. the type of sh-t you get if you eat too much mc donalds.
the swamp -ss probably wouldn’t be as bad if i hadn’t taken a big greasy slider after lunch.

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