slim dickins
1) limited or no females to copulate with.
2) the absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.
1) -“justyn, how has your s-x life been?”
– “not too good man, it’s really slim d-ckins out there”
2) -“this party has no good looking girls! it’s slim d-ckins tonight.”
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