slimebag
similar to a douchebag but slimier.
a crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
a guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
he looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
drives a car that is way out of date that wasn’t cool to begin with.
when he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
he’s the poster guy for s-xual har-ssment.
cute girl: “watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he’s totally creepy.”
cute girl 2: “yeah i already ran into him. my b–bs are still wet from him drooling on me.”
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