slimjob
n. the act of eating a slim jim out of someone’s r-ct-m; a portmanteau of slim jim and rimjob
man, i totally gave that b-tch a teriyaki slimjob.
the act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected c-ck, and then slowing eating if off.
yo the asian sl-t caitlin gave my boy jim a mad slimjob last night.
she really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.
when you rub the head of your p-n-s in a counter-clockwise motion with either a slim jim or a palm of crisco.
example 1:
guy: who she totally gave him a slimjob!
guy 2: and aliens could come down and heal people
guy: no… thats dumb.
example 2:
guy: look at me play guitar
girl: lets get to the slimjobs
guy: no, i want to drown my angst in music…
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